A few teenage brutes were standing outside the gas station engaged in an overzealous game of sack tapping when I looked and saw the cashier. I’ve seen her here every time I’ve been here. I like making small talk with her and trying to figure out if she’d consider fucking me if I said just the right words Continue reading
I found that I had saved a draft for a post entitled “Clark Griswold’s Nut Sack,” and honestly I couldn’t remember the idea or anything about why I had named it that. That being said, this may well be my first post on this Site, I’m sad to say I have forgotten many of the things I did especially from 2008 until late 2010. I don’t blame Continue reading
Well well, it looks like Jay is getting a little worked up. He is pretty certain that he is not a pedophile. Apparently Tosh.0 even had a few words to say about him. I am pretty sure Jay has a blow up doll named Selena laying somewhere in his house.
Jay might even earn his own category on sidnythecat.com.
Quick, Jay! Behind you… it’s Pedabear!!